What political rocket scientist developed the theory that gaping political wounds can be healed by repeated laying on of words? Exactly how many butt-numbing, head swiveling, TelePrompTer-read, yah da-dah da-dah da-dah daaahhh-paced regurgitations of speeches past, comprised of precisely how many empty words, are required to actually produce tangible results? Is there no limit to 
the number of excruciatingly boring repetitions of the same soup warmed over pre-empting our favorite television shows we are expected to endure? How many episodes of Andy Griffith Meets The Brady Bunch On Gilligan’s Island are we supposed to watch instead of the Pretendident Formerly Known As Present?
Are these “experts” really unaware that a given speaker’s effectiveness is 
diminished in inverse proportion to the number of times a helpless audience
is subjected to him? Have they not yet been informed that entire villages of small countries have recently been known to abandon their homes and possessions in screaming terror when even a hint of the specter of the possibility that he might be considering maybe delivering another preachifying diatribe in prime time in any way enters their consciousness?
Are these heartless bureaucrats so insensitive as to turn a blind eye to the increasing plethora of reports of innocent children bursting 
into tears at the sound of their boss’s voice, of little ones 
sobbing inconsolably as they watch their parents’ and family members’ ears and eyes bleed at the sight of cherished heirlooms bursting into flames, fearful that beloved pets and siblings will similarly spontaneously combust, in response to the negative atmospheric effect of the dissonant sound vibrations ? Is there no end to the madness?!?! The devastation?!?! The horror?!?!
For the love of God, please, I beg of you, can’t anyone make it stop!?!?
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Save us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If indeed, the future of health care reform in this country rests on the outcome of yet another titty-groping fratboy-written, overly platitudinous, interminable, Styrofoam-nails-on-a-chalkboard-as-a-smoke-alarm-esque prime time speech, may the Good Lord have mercy on us all.
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SNAP!
You beat me to it! I was writing something along these lines for my lil blog.. Haha
NO ONE could’ve wrote it better!
love ya girl!
“They’re coming to take me away.”……PRICELESS!
I think I shall be otherwise engaged at the time of the speechifyin’.
Well, you gotta admit that he’s a TelePrompter virtuoso–a veritable VanCliburn on his chosen instrument,
No, but Cinie, it’s going to be the best speech ever on the topic of…wait, what’s the topic this time? Well, it doesn’t matter what the topic is, it’s just going to be the best speech ever on that topic.
What’s wrong with being the 57th, 58th, repeat of the Bestest Speech Ever, as long as the names are changed to protect the innocent, Honora? Sometimes, I think people hold this guy to a ridiculously high standard just ‘cuz they don’t like him. Next thing ya know, somebody’s gonna suggest actually doing something, and that’s gonna really eat into his vacation time. No fair.
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cinie, you are too, too funny! I just spit a mouthful of coffee all over my screen. Which means I know have to clean it off.
But it was worth it. This is hilarious!
Oooh but, cinie, he’s gonna be “forceful” and stuff tonight, they are even putting some words in bold font on the totus. It’s gonna be so exciting!!
Seriously, though, you always make me feel better, thanks!
Heh, heh! But how do you REALLY feel about his speeches?
I hope to God his ‘reading’ tomorrow is a real game changer, anything to make him go away…and STFU!
The narcissist needs to find a new way of entertaining himself, his ‘readings’ ran thin during the election and now they are beyond annoying.
Only a complete moron would still find him inspiring.
Wake up – Obots!!
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Yes, I agree, we do give Obama way too much power. And nice touch by posting the utube not once but twice.
Uhhhh…yeah…I meant to do that…sure…right. Thanks, La…my sister…luv you, too.
Jesum, I’m so glad you just vib things out. That takes great talent.