He’s Still Pretendident

Hey kids!  Shake it loose together, the spotlight’s hitting something th…never mind.  Anyway, I’m baaa-aaaack!  Now, I can hear you thinking from here, “where the hell has she been?  Far as I know she didn’t go anywhere.”  And, Smartypants, you’re right.  But, I did take a few hours down time to decompress and try to get my head together, rather than succumb to my self-imposed pressure and just scramble around to throw up some kind of post, any old kind of post, you know?  I was hoping that after a little rest, maybe things would be brighter, my focus would become clearer.  And, you know what?  Nope.  Didn’t happen.  In spite of how hard I prayed, how fervently I wished with my fingers crossed so tight they looked like those wiggly cartoon hands when I finally unwound them from each other, when I woke up, the Con Artist Formerly Known As Cheat was still Pretendident.  Damn!

I know I’m a dreamer, and that my desire to awaken to a world itself awakened with me, having collectively and spontaneously come to the realization that they had been hoodwinked, bam-boozled, led down the garden path, had the wool pulled over their eyes, bent over and fucked, was most likely to be an unfulfilled fantasy.  I’m not stupid.  But, I proudly admit to being a cockeyed optimist, and hey, a girl can still hope, can’t she?  He hasn’t passed a law taxing that yet has he?  Just because he co-opted it doesn’t means he owns it, right?

Listen, the Sheeple could wake up and realize they elected a logo, couldn’t they?  Yeah, I’ve been obsessed lately with Obandit’s obsession with religiousizing the country for his own nefarious reasons, but, come on, ya gotta cut me some slack on that one.  It’s hard to ignore such an obvious chutzpah-filled maneuver.  When you consider his speechifying to the “Muslim world” on behalf of the undercover “Christian world thinly disguised as secular,” while claiming special abilities far beyond those of mortal men who weren’t raised as Muslims by atheists, then converted to Black Liberation Theology, and ditching it before becoming sort of a god, it’s hard not to put it all together and spell M-O-T-H-E-R-F-U-C-K.

Barockstar Whosayin Yomama’s journey to divinity has been faithfully chronicled by the guys, or girls, over at Obamessiah.blogspot.com, and I love them for it.  I don’t know if they’re left wing, right wing, or PUMA, and I don’t care.  I’m just grateful that someone has taken the time to document the deification of the Obrando Trademark, and provide us one-stop shopping to the truth of his lies.

Why is this important?  Well, duh.  The guy is trying to re-moralize first this country, then the world, that’s why.  And, of course, it’s much easier to do that if you’re everybody’s God.  And, since we all know God works in mysterious ways, the fact that he reneges on his promises, especially the ones involving social mores, well, that’s just God being God.   Eugene (I’m Nothing Without A Black President) Robinson helpfully lays out the importance of Obama being Obama for those of us unwilling to embrace the Reflected Light.  And, Politico validates the Lightbringer’s piety by illuminating the fact that he mentions his heavenly predecessor, Jesus Christ, waaay more often than his earthly predessor, Christ’s buddy, Son of Bush, did:

He’s done it while talking about abortion and the Middle East, even the economy. The references serve at once as an affirmation of his faith and a rebuke against a rumor that persists for some to this day.

As president, Barack Obama has mentioned Jesus Christ in a number of high-profile public speeches — something his predecessor George W. Bush rarely did in such settings, even though Bush’s Christian faith was at the core of his political identity.

In his speech Thursday in Cairo, Obama told the crowd that he is a Christian and mentioned the Islamic story of Isra, in which Moses, Jesus and Mohammed joined in prayer.

Silly Politico.  Obumbler no longer wants to run away from his Muslim roots like the devil’s trying to tie fire to his gasoline drawers.  Obama is a Muslim.  Obama is a Christian.  He’s 2, 2, 2 religions in one!  Obama is a breathmint!  (The Jewish Messiah has not yet arrived, well, he has, but, they just don’t know it yet).   He’s everybody’s Obamessiah!  Sheesh, don’t you get it yet?  I mean, Politico got it right in the sense that Georgie Boy didn’t have to mention Jesus every five minutes, since, once  the Messiah takes residence in your heart and whispers in your ear a lot, you don’t have to call.

But, Obama is God.  He can turn water into KoolAid and then walk on it, all the way to the Muslim world, and tame it.  He can dictate to the “Jewish world” how they should divvy up the one little state they’ve got, and, make them like him for it.  Who else but God would even try to pull that off?  And, last, but by no means, least, the Barackstar can be as religiously confused as the psuedo-secular nation he represents as their Christ on their agreed upon path to faith based fifties morality, without denouncing his atheist parents, who, like him, didn’t go to church either.  Man, if he can rob Peter to pay Paul, and make it look like he’s not,  in order to heal the sick, and save or create as many jobs as he can souls, he might even convince me.

What did I just say?

I must still be sleep.