“We need to save or create 80 gazillion jobs…” ” This plan will save or create umpty million American jobs…” The stimulus plan will “save or create about 3,5 million jobs…“ As the Smartest Black Guy Ever Elected President of the Greatest Young Nation in the World prepares to sign the Biggest Spending Bill in History that he hasn’t even read in Denver because it’s just so freakin’ cool to sign a really huge spending plan a month after you take office as the Greatest Black Guy on the Planet Ever to be Elected President of the Most Wonderfullest Post-Racial Country Ever Stolen from Indigenous People in the place where you were nominated after running a really cool Mac vs. PC- type ad campaign and only cheating a couple of times when it was really important, he keeps saying he’s going to “save or create” X number of jobs, and people just go “doo do dooo do doo, save or create, oh, yeah, dooo do dooo do…”
DON’T YOU SEE THEY THINK YOU ARE EITHER FUCKING NUTS, JUST LAZY, OR BRAIN DEAD, PEOPLE?
Sorry, but “save or create” frosts my cookies, and, if you knew me, you’d know my cookies are pretty well frosted most of the time, as it is. But, that’s neither here nor there. The point is, “save or create” is such obvious doublespeak, and it’s not even good doublespeak, so why do we, as a nation, as a people united in economic crisis, let it go?
When you say “save or create 3.5 million jobs,” all that means is that after whatever arbitrary time limit you impose, if at least 3.5 million people, out of the approximately 140 million currently employed , are still employed, you win. You could lose every other job there ever was, or might, or could have been, if 3.5 million people are still employed at the end of say, 6 months, you’re a hero, in some alternate universe, warped perspective, shared national suck on Michael Phelps’ bong full of Alex Rodriguez steroids-enhanced KoolAid flavored hopium in the front seat of Chris Brown’s luxury rent-a-car kind of way.
So, while we celebrate the Spokesmodel-in-Chief’s historic victory of getting his record setting stimulus bill through a lopsided, blindfolded, Democratic Congress, and signed into law exactly 4 weeks to the day he bored everybody silly on the steps of the nation’s capitol after stumbling through the Oath of Office the first time, let us all join hands across cyberspace in that purely symbolic Astroturfing way our Professor President so thoroughly embodies, to honor the achievement of convincing the vast majority of Americans that even if 99% of them lost their jobs, their Teflon TelePrompTer Reader Leader would still have delivered on his empty promise that they bought hook, line, and sinker, and sing in the words of that new Negro spiritual, “Keep Hopium Alive! Keep Hopium Alive! Thank God Almighty, Keep Hopium Alive!”
Dooo doo do dooo dooooooooo…
Or something like that.
[...] kind of nice, depending on what it means to “save” jobs, of course. Cinie, as usual, cut straight through the BS to point out just how ludicrous this claim was. When you say “save or create 3.5 million jobs,” [...]
enicks
Thanks for the video. You might be interested in a new post on “insightanalytical” that went up today – Wed. Feb 18th.
People need to read more. Word of mouth only does so much. People need to read and research on their own and follow the dots.
Cinie, I appreciate your position on the illuminati/new world order as I was a huge skeptic and believed it to be “conspiracy”. I no longer believe that way.
In David Rockefeller’s book “Memoirs” he admits that he is part of a secret cabal working to destroy the United States and create a new world order.
Here is the direct quote from his book pg. 405
For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as “internationalists” and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure – one world, if you will. If that’s the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it. -David Rockefeller
Watch this video….it is excellent and will answer a lot of questions.
Myiq, “knob slob?” Funny, my mind went in the other direction.
enicks, I’m not sure about the whole New World Order/Illuminati thing, even though, I’m not completely close-minded. I’d rather have irrefutable proof that leads me there, than start there and work backwards, know what I mean? Be assured though, I’m not trying to censor you, just letting you know where I am on this.
go here and look at the illuminati symbol and then look at the gesture in the photo.
http://www.secret-societies.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/illuminati-haende-gr.jpg
I’m sure the Obama-gesture in the pic has to have an obscene meaning somewhere in the world.
I believe that’s the Latvian “two handed knob-slob” gesture.
Yes lee m…..geithner & bernake scurried off together to Rome and the G7 meeting, antied in for $2 trillion – this is sickening. Wake up people….please.
Laree, I refuse to blend in. I will not follow the herd.
enicks, you are right on the button. Before too long enough people are going to wake up and see this, but I’m afraid that by then it will be too late. Tim Geithner just paid our application fee of $2Trillion at the G7 meeting and in April at the G20 meeting we will see what else he and Bernanke have in mind. What new orders will be given by the great Ofakir.
that gesture in the Obama pic looks to be symbolizing the new world order/illuminati triangle – both of which Obama is follower and/or active supporter.
Sister, maybe at a gynecologists’ convention?
Hey, I could live with joining Canada if we get their healthcare and beer. In my corner known as “almost-Canada” we already have hockey and Tim Horton’s donuts.
I’m sure the Obama-gesture in the pic has to have an obscene meaning somewhere in the world.
He also said on the campaign trail that he was going to create a foreclosure prevention fund to help keep americans in their homes….he also promised tax cuts for the middle class. So – lets see, nothing to prevent foreclosures in the $800 billion mess he is signing at his Denver Dog n Pony show today……and boy – that $13 a week tax cut is gonna stimulate the hell outta the economy. People are gonna be spending like big dogs! Then theres the promise he made that he would “Allow five days of public comment before signing bills”…….oooops, guess he needs a waiver on this one just like he needed it when he broke his rule on no lobbyists in his cabinet. What a flippin joke!
The One did tell us we should learn a second language while he was campaigning, okay he is still campaigning but before he won the election. I believe he did mention Spanish language in particular.
Fasten your seatbelt, the fun is just beginning! What will it take for them to finally wake up?
http://pumaeyes.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/federal-reserve-refuses-to-disclose-who-they-lent-2-trillion-of-our-money/
In 4 years we will be a part of the North American Union….by then the constitution will be as good as toilet paper and jobs will go to those willing to work for least amount of Amero. Why is blackwater in Mexico training a Mexican Military?
Everyone, I think it is important for say just the sake of survival in what has become the alternate universe of Obama Land, we all learn to blend in. Anyone see the movie night of the living dead? If you mimic the brain dead, they think you are one of them:) arms straight out in front of you and repeat this chant after me Obama, Obama, Obama oh Shit four more years of this crap…..
Save vs. create? Yes, they think we are braindead….unfortunately, it appears that 52% of us are. Obama has NEVER accomplished anything – outside of winning elections. NEVER. Look at his background, state senator – no accomplishments. Community Organzier….no accomplishment unless you consider funneling millions in grant money over to friend and campaign contributor Tony Rezko for clearing asbestos and cleaning up the slums he owned in the Southside (but none of that money ever went toward making one repair of improvement)….United States Senator Obama….well unless you call voting against capping the amount of interest that credit card companies can charge consumers OR voting for Dick Cheney’s energy bill that resulted in $4.50 a gallon gas and billions of dollars of profits for big oil “accomplishment” Obama did nothing as a United States Senator either. And why is he spending thousands of our tax dollars to jet-set around the country to sign his joke of a stimuls bill – he needs to sit his ass in the oval office and get to work. I’ve saw the last Magical Mystery Tour I ever need to see….when he spent millions on that acceptance speech in Chicago against a backdrop of a teary eyed Jesse Jackson and his two ton black powa diva Oprah.