
1. Lose the 25 pounds I’ve recently put on.
2. Be nice to Obots as I try to understand what the hell they’re thinking.
3. Give Barack Obama a chance to be the superfantasticglorioskilicious Savior of the Planet Earth he’s advertised to be.
4. Live within my means.
5. Get over it.
Those are my resolutions just because it’s traditional to make some. I have no plans whatsoever to do any of those things. I will nurse my grudges that led me to eagerly jump aboard the PUMA Express with both feet, and continue to scream, “I told you so, you idiots!” at every opportunity. The wounds inflicted on the thinking people by the Perpetrators of the Travesty Known as the Election of 2008 were too great to ever let go.
Happy New Year Anyway PUMAs!
See ya next year!
Happy New Year, ea! I’ve missed you. Hope you are well and that the coming year(s) bring you health, wealth and happiness.
Happy New Year. The resolution I will probably keep: see at least one local, live theatre performance. The resolution I am sure I will not keep is to be less of an emotional coward.
I told someone my dream, and he said, “They’re not indifferent—they want to do us in.”
I gave up on resolutions years ago, mainly because I broke them before I wrote them.
gman, it wasn’t a dream, it was reality rearing it’s ugly head, although I’ve never thought about the alien lizard aspect. Mind you, if the lizards were like Louis Gosset in Enemy Mine, I wouldn’t mind, but these particular lizards are more akin to Diana in “V”, nasty, self absorbed and totally without ethics or morals.
I’ve boiled my resolutions down to one: Be a better person. Easy to break.
One new resolution I will keep: Don’t use Google for sensitive searches.
I had a horrible dream last night: The people who are running things are completely indifferent to the rest of us and don’t care at all about our well-being. Our suffering and death are nothing to them. Maybe they *are* alien lizards.
Happy New Year!