Perhaps “President-Elect -For-Life” Obama shouldn’t have sold himself as the “Omnipotent Obamessiah of Hope and Change”. All that talk about “lights shining down” and “oceans beginning to rise” and whatnot has people who voted for him actually expecting him to deliver. Big time. Go figure. According to a CNN/Opinion Research survey, most people in America, and some from around the globe, are clearly delusional:
Nearly two-thirds of those questioned in a CNN/Opinion Research Corp. survey released Thursday say President-elect Barack Obama will change the country for the better, with 25 percent saying Obama won’t change the country and 9 percent indicating that he will change the country for the worse.
But wait, there’s more:
The public thinks it’s likely that Obama will improve race relations, improve economic conditions, bring stability to the financial markets, make the U.S. safer from terrorism, reduce the country’s dependence on foreign oil, reduce global warming, win the war in Afghanistan and remove U.S. troops from Iraq without causing a major upheaval in that country.
And, that’s not all:
“My fervent prayer is that there will be peace on Earth in all nations, and let all countries unite together to make this dream come true,” said iReporter Shari Atukorala of Kandy, Sri Lanka. “To the President-elect Barack Obama: Sir, you can do this for all of us.”
While the “hopey-changey true believers” are busy gratifying themselves truly believing in visions of hope and change, MSNBC via the New York Times is reporting that world leaders are not quite so “hopeful.”
The Russians want him to hold off installation of a missile defense shield in Poland. The Europeans want him to renounce the idea of “regime change” when it comes to Iran, while the Israelis want to be sure he doesn’t give Iran a pass when it comes to nuclear weapons.
Oh, and let’s not forget the Taliban, which issued a statement this week urging him to “put an end to all the policies being followed by his Opposition Party, the Republicans, and pull out U.S. troops from Afghanistan and Iraq.”
Heh, heh, heh. Looks like between “sitting down and talking to our enemies,” and “fulfilling the simple hopes and common dreams” of the adoring masses who voted for his “happy hopey-changey schtick,” the new “President-Elect-of-the-Entire-Freakin’-Known-World” is going to have his hands full. But then, he’s the one who promised:
America, this is our moment. This is our time. Our time to turn the page on the policies of the past. Our time to bring new energy and new ideas to the challenges we face. Our time to offer a new direction for the country we love.
The journey will be difficult. The road will be long. I face this challenge with profound humility, and knowledge of my own limitations. But I also face it with limitless faith in the capacity of the American people. Because if we are willing to work for it, and fight for it, and believe in it, then I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on earth. This was the moment—this was the time—when we came together to remake this great nation so that it may always reflect our very best selves and our highest ideals. Thank you, God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.
Well, King-Elect ObiWanNaBePresident, “this is your moment, now is your time.” Take it away, Obie!
Heh, heh, heh…



