You know, I’ve been black my whole life, and for the life of me, I can’t think of one occasion when, in the company of other black people, the conversation turned to lamentations of the fact that we had never before had a black president. Nobody I know or saw, ever wailed in church, “Oh, Lawd! When we gon’ put a black man in the White House?” I never walked by a group of kids at a bus stop and overheard, “You know, if we had a black president, I could get a job!” I don’t believe anybody ever went to the landlord with the excuse that the rent was going to be late because there has never been a black man elected president. And I never saw a news story with marchers marching and chanting “What time is it? Time for a black president.” In fact, I can’t think of one conversation with friends, acquaintances or co-workers where the subject came up at all. At least, not until after Barack Obama announced his candidacy. Sure, we often discussed the problems we faced, job discrimination, the condition of our inner cities, the influx of drugs into our communities, the quality of our children’s education, the dynamics of often hostile police interaction, lack of affordable, quality health care access, and all the other examples of injustice that plague our unique segment of society in such disparate numbers. But, not once, did I hear it suggested that any of these problems could be erased if we only had a black president. In fact, a case can be made that having a black president ensures that the opposite is true.
Now that America has elected Barack Obama, “the struggle” is officially over. We are all equal; if you’ve got problems, they’re your fault. The feel-good liberals who voted to disprove the validity of our shared racial history will have no further patience for complaint. “Whaddaya mean? Ya got a black president!” Expect to hear variations of that refrain a lot in the next four years.
Those black Americans who held their tongues and made no demands of candidate Obama, understanding that a too-cozy public relationship with them could queer his chances with all those not-so-enlightened, not-quite-bigots who would see a more-than-arm’s-distance relationship as a threat, now face the reality that as president, nothing is likely to change. Those same uncomfortable-with-too-much-blackness factions of society are not suddenly going to take kindly to President Obama “representing,” know what I mean? He’s still going to have to diss a brother or two on a semi-regular basis in order to appease nervous, possibly mythical, “Joe America” types; and funneling large sums of money and resources to address the problems of black Americans doesn’t appease the myth, or reality, of old Joe at all.
“He ain’t runnin’ for the president of black America, he’s running for the president of all America.” Yep, heard that. Did you? Because now, if you’re black, you’re just another American, except when those “possibly mythical Joe America” types on the police force, or school board, or hospital staff, “forget” and treat you like a black guy. After all, when it comes to racial equality, “Joe” has done his part. He voted for the “Dream That Never Was.”
Who’re you gonna complain to, then?
The president?
Whaddaya mean?
He’s black.

