I know, I know. It’s a provocative headline. But I couldn’t bring myself to use the title of the article to which I refer, which, in my opinion, is much worse:
White people shouldn’t be allowed to vote
It’s for the good of the country and for those who’re bitter for a reason and armed because they’re scared.
For the good of the country? If the author, Jonathan Valania, chief editor of the blog, Phawker.com, really cared about the “good of the country” he would stop blogging. What is it with these “chief editors,” anyway? At any rate, here’s why Valania thinks white people shouldn’t vote, in his own words, ‘cuz I’m not that good:
As a lifelong Caucasian, I am beginning to think the time has finally come to take the right to vote away from white people, at least until we come to our senses. Seriously, I just don’t think we can be trusted to exercise it responsibly anymore.
I give you Exhibit A: The last eight years.
In 2000, Bush-Cheney stole the election, got us attacked, and then got us into two no-exit wars. Four years later, white people reelected them. Is not the repetition of the same behavior over and over again with the expectation of a different outcome the very definition of insanity? (It is, I looked it up.)
Exhibit B is any given Sarah Palin rally.
Exhibit C would be Ed Rendell and John Murtha, who in separate moments of on-the-record candor they would come to regret, pointing out that there are plenty of people in Pennsylvania who just cannot bring themselves to pull the lever for a black man – no matter what they tell pollsters.
These people are ruining things for the rest of us white people who are ready to move on. Sure, they have their reasons, chimerical though they may be: He’s a Muslim. He’s a terrorist. He’s a Muslim terrorist. He’s going to fire all the white people and give their jobs to blacks.
But those are just the little white lies these people allow themselves to be told, a self-induced cognitive dissonance that lets them avoid saying the unsayable: I cannot pull the lever for a black man.
Uh, Jonny, white people should be scared, even though, “black” and “Muslim” have nothing to do with it. “Inexperienced” and “liar” are much more compelling, fear-inducing reasons to oppose Barack Obama. And before you “move on” to the “she must be racist” rigmarole, for your information, I’m a life-long African American. Maybe if you did “move on,” you might get to the place where you lost your freaking mind and pick it up and use it, if it’s not too damaged.
Between Truth First, tuxedo wearing assassins and vice-presidential candidates making the case of why you shouldn’t vote for his running-mate, it’s hard to tell where reality ends and the joking starts.


