The Children Are Our Future?

This election, like most recent Democratic elections, is supposed to be determined by the “youth vote.”  Like they do every year, the Dems are pulling out all the stops to motivate the young voters who traditionally can’t be bothered enough to stop having fun being young long enough to actually vote.  According to everybody under the sun, this year, like every year, is different.  If this 24 year-old young lady, Bree Barton, writing an opinion piece for the L.A. Times is typical, all I can say is, Lord, I hope not:

Both presidential candidates offer their own brand of hope for the future. I chose to believe in Barack Obama’s promise of change. That’s why I put an Obama ‘08 bumper sticker on my car. I saw it as a symbol of hope — my hope — that the political process is worth my time and energy. A sticky strip of plastic was my statement that yes, I’m young, but I give a damn.

So when someone smeared an “N” on my sticker and slashed through the “O” — making it NØBAMA ‘08 — it felt like a slap in the face. All it took was a purple marker to transform my message of hope into something ugly.

So, basically, Bree’s faith in Barack Obama is reinforced by vandalism.  And she’s defiant about not letting the vandals “win.”

I won’t let a coward with a purple marker defile my beliefs — that’s old school.

On Nov. 4, I vote for the future of my country.

Tomorrow, I buy Wite-Out for my car.

Bree, who blogs here, used a slightly different word to describe how her car was damaged in this post.  What was “smeared,” is here, “slashed.”

As I was leaving with my miscellaneous bunch of goods, something caught my eye in the parking lot. My “Obama ‘08” bumper sticker, bright white against my burgundy Honda, looked slightly amiss.

Someone had slashed my car.

That’s right: someone put a nice fat slash through my “O,” and squeezed in an “N” to the left.

Wonder if she knows Ashley Todd.  Todd, 20, is the young “McCain supporter” who made up a story about being attacked by a big, black Obama supporter.  But, if she lied about that, who knows whether she’s lying about who she’s voting for, if anyone.

In March, Ms. Todd was asked to leave a grass-roots group of Ron Paul supporters in Brazos County, Texas, group leader Dustan Costine said. He said Ms. Todd posed as a supporter of former Arkansas governor and presidential candidate Mike Huckabee and called the local Republican committee seeking information about its campaign strategies.

“She would call the opposing campaign and pretend she was on their campaign to get information,” Mr. Costine said last night. “We had to remove her because of the tactics she displayed. After that we had nothing to do with her.”

About a month earlier, he said, Ms. Todd sent an e-mail to the Ron Paul group saying her tires were slashed and that campaign paraphernalia had been stolen from her car because she supported Mr. Paul.

It’s no wonder that young people “think differently.”  With professors like William Ayers, and this guy, “Truth First,” who claims to be a Central African Republic history professor, how could they not?

Very soon Barack Obama will be your new President. This is a reality you cannot alter or escape from. It is fact. It is history. It is justice for the world.

Many of you have seen the light and have accepted the truth. And we thank you for your support and aid in electing Barack Obama.

To those who have rejected the truth you have no reason to fear Barack Obama. He is wise and just and he will follow the principals followed by his African forefathers. Barack Obama is the son of Kings and Queens who started human civilization thousands of years ago. Barack Obama remembers his heritage and his obligations to the Truth, Justice and the Future.

Barack Obama understands what is wrong and what needs to be done. Barack Obama has intelligence and vision that has lasted for over a millennium. Barack Obama was born with the appropriate ways of thinking, speaking, and acting and this will inspire you to be liberated for now there is no shackle which can keep you enslaved.

An African Proverb tell us: “Then command the servant, thusly: Make an Elder’s staff causing my son to stand in my place I will instruct him through the speech of the listeners and the counsels of the first of the ancients who listened to the divinities. In so doing troubles will be removed from the people.”

Barck Obama is here now to listen, to instruct and will lead you to your new life.

America will have a new start. A change to right itself. A change to correct its wrongs and address its sins. If you support change that will bring forth social and economic justice, you will stand with Barack Obama. Those who have been denied justice in America will get justice. Those will have been denied opportunity will be given opportunity. Those will falsely imprisoned will be freed. Those who are guilty will be punished. America’s salvation is at hand.

Those who have profited in America will play a role helping others. Justice requires equality and fairness and those who have the means will now be fair and will contribute to equality.

Stand with Barack Obama and you will be honored you for your work, sacrifice, dedication and devotion on behalf of all oppressed peoples.

Stand with Barack Obama and you will be honored and celebrated and remembered in song and praise and by your children.

Oh, man, we are so screwed.

Why Obama Should Cough Up His Birth Cerificate

Okay, everybody knows by now that the Philip Berg lawsuit was thrown out.  The rest of them probably will be, too.  And now, Greta Van Susteren says all four people in the race should show their birth certificates because she wants people to stop e-mailing her about it, and it’s not fair that Obama should be the only one.  Bullshit.  Obama has no problem demanding all kinds of stuff from other people, why should any slack be cut for him?

He should cough up his real birth certificate, not his Certificate of Live Birth; we know he was born alive, if he wasn’t, he definitely couldn’t run for president, and the question would be moot.  I wanna see the real deal copy, the one with the baby’s weight and doctor’s name and stuff.  The way Camp O issues demands and then stamps their feet and whines until they get their way, they’ve got a fat lot of nerve trying to fudge the birth certificate thing.

The Obots bitched and moaned about Hillary Clinton’s First Lady papers for months on end.   Any time anybody said “boo” to them, they sicced their blogger bullies on Hillary and her papers.  Then, when they got them and some parts were redacted, naturally, the cyberthugs went rabid.  “See, she cheats!”  She lies!”  “You cant trust her!”  “All hail the Obamessiah!”

Same thing happened with the Clinton tax returns.  Like bad little kids, every time you turned around, you heard, “Where’s yer tax returns, huh, Hillary?” “Whatcha got in there you don’t want nobody to see, huh?”  “Cheater!”  “Bill Clinton’s wife!”  “All hail Obamessiah!”

Obama’s DeaNC henchmen went after McCain’s tax returns too.  Then, they went after Cindy.  Since Camp O and his Deaniac army of pseudo-journalists and cyber warriors can demand everybody else “show their papers,” when it comes to Obi-WanNaBePresident’s birth certificate, they should just get off the stick and put up, shut up, or get out.

Can’t Shut Biden Up? Cut Off The Press

Say you’re the Obama campaign team (okay, I know that’s distasteful, but play along, I won’t hurt you) and you’re (rightly) worried that whenever Joe Biden opens his mouth, he’s going to stick your foot in it.  What would you do?  Limit him to untelevised fundraisers?  Appearances at VFW halls?  Local TV interviews?  Probably.  But what if that didn’t work?  What if no matter what you tried, Joe (You Really Wanna Elect My Guy?) Biden found a way to screw it up?  Well you could try punishing shows that ask hard questions and then blame the station for it.  And, according to The TV Guy, Hal Boedecker, in Orlando, Florida, that’s exactly what Camp O did:

Why did Barack Obama’s campaign cancel an interview Jill Biden, wife of Sen. Joe Biden, was going to do with WFTV-Channel 9?

The campaign cited “an unprofessional interview” that WFTV’s Barbara West conducted with Joe Biden (pictured) on Thursday. WFTV news director Bob Jordan has defended the interview as hard-hitting and unlike many satellite interviews where softball questions are posed.

In a statement Friday afternoon, Adrianne Marsh, Florida spokeswoman for Obama’s campaign, said the station, in talking with Sen. Biden, was “both combative and woefully uninformed about simple facts.”

Marsh said West’s insistence that Obama was an organizer for ACORN was “100 percent false.” “In a line of questioning that would make Rush Limbaugh proud, West even went as far as to quote Karl Marx, a Communist icon, in a disturbing attempt to associate Barack Obama with socialism,” Marsh wrote.

Saying that since Jill Biden wasn’t running for anything, they weren’t going to put her through that kinda stuff, the O Team also said they weren’t going to let anybody on their side play with WFTV anymore:

The Obama campaign earlier Friday suggested that future interviews with WFTV were unlikely before Election Day.

Poor Joe.  They could always try limiting his press availability to his campaign plane.  No chance of a screw-up when you’re talking to yourself.

African Press International Michelle Obama Drama

African Press International is either in possession of some highly explosive tapes of a phone call with Michelle Obama, or they’re the best pranksters in the history of journalism.  According to API, Mrs. Obama called them about ten days ago, railing about the “unfairness” of their coverage regarding her husband.  In the call, she supposedly admitted that Barack Obama was adopted.  Now, API says she also discussed foreign policy with them, specifically matters concerning Kenya’s election and Raila Odinga:

The Michelle Obama tapes lasting for 54 minutes discusses many important issues. The tape will most probably be released to the American people and the world at large, before the US Presidential elections because many people are pushing for that to happen and API does not want to disappoint the majority in the name of democracy and being transparent. The tape is expected to be aired by a reputable US network who will determine the best time for the public to get the information and if it should be aired unedited or partly edited.

Although the contents in the tape is sensitive, API is of the opinion that the US people have a right to know their leaders and what to expect from them once they get to the highest office in the land. The tape, when made public, will reveal the immediate tasks and where the new administration will give priority. Africa, Iran and Venezuela will end up in the priority list of the “chosen” to be attended to and Kenya will play a very important role through Kenya’s Prime Minister Mr Raila Odinga who is said to be a distant cousin of Obama.

Kenya has very good trade relationship with Iran and Obama’s first priority is to have high level discussions in  the Kenyan capital. The first meeting will be chaired by Raila Odinga. The US is  said to be represented in such a meeting by the US Ambassador in Nairobi. Iran is one of those to attend the meeting, but as an observer so that Obama will not be accused by his opponents for dramatically changing US Foreign policy.

To work with the Kenyans, the Obama administration will have Colin Powell, the former US Secretary for State as Obama’s Special envoy to Africa and the Middle East.

The first meeting will take place in central Nairobi in the newly Libyan purchased Hotel, that has now changed the name from Kenya Regency Hotel to a new name proposed by the new owners., Libya.

The tape further reveals why the meeting should take place in the Libyan owned hotel. By doing it this way, the outside world will  not view Raila’s engagement negatively as a move to connect Kenya, Iran and the US.

The Kenyans and the Libyans (Now US friends) will not be accused of initiating relationship between the US and Iran in any way.

API challenges Mrs Obama to personally deny the information if she believes that she has not been quoted by us in a correct manner.

The information has for sometime now caused headache within the intelligence circles fearing that if Obama really got the presidency, will totally change the US foreign policy by having US-Iran trade relationship.

Adjust your tinfoil hats, kiddies, you might want to get a face mask, too.  ‘Cuz, either something is about to hit the fan, or we’re all going to end up with egg on our face.  Either way, best to cover your…face.