CNN, always looking for an angle, camped out for tonight’s VP debate at Atlanta’s Hard Rock Cafe, where Rock The Vote held a debate night registration drive. While young people drank themselves silly, they tried to stave off boredom by playing “Palin Bingo.”
The game was the focus of a group of four friends, all in their 20s and early 30s, as they put Xs in boxes containing keywords they anticipated Gov. Sarah Palin might say during Thursday’s vice presidential debate.
Words like: Special needs, Wasilla, maverick, Main Street, Washington outsider.
“Special needs … I won bingo!” shouted Laura Butler, 30.
Satisfied with her win, and a full hour into the debate between Republican Palin and Democrat Sen. Joe Biden, she headed for the door.
“I thought it was entertaining and so, you know, it was fun,” she said, a White Stripes song blaring in the background.
Can you say, “predictable?” The word applies to both candidates, too. Joe Biden pulled out most of the familiar stops: loose facts, manufactured tears, and unfortunately, managed to do it without committing a major faux pas. Bummer. Sarah Palin, also avoided “foot-in-mouth” disease, relying on “hockey mom” and other suburban colloquialisms that went a long way to help her connect with the little people, “you betcha.”
The young people were not only bored, they were, like me, completely unmoved. No minds were changed, in fact, they were, on the whole, way unimpressed. One of them, Daryll Cordeiro, summed things up this way:
“I’m disgusted by the whole process because I don’t see a difference between either of them: Obama, McCain, Palin or Biden,” Cordeiro said. “[Biden and Palin] are agreeing on so much. You take tax reform, for instance. What did they say that was different, really? They aren’t speaking to me. There’s all this talk about change, change, change. It’s all gimmicks.”
Ahh, there’s hope for the youth of today, after all. Laura Butler, the young lady who won the “Palin Bingo” game, claims to be an Obama supporter, but if I was Team O, I wouldn’t be popping any champagne about the “youth vote,” if she’s typical:
“If it really mattered, if it was really close between Obama and McCain, I would go with Obama,” Butler said, sipping a tall peach drink. “But that’s not because I like him or that he speaks to me. He doesn’t. They are all the same. But I don’t like McCain. It’s a matter, to me, of who you don’t want.”
Though the Rock The Vote representative claimed the event to be a success, and that young people really care what’s going on, a strong case could be made that he’s either deliriously clueless, or trying to protect his phony-baloney job:
The Rock the Vote event was intended to register new voters. But no one registered to vote during the debate, according to volunteer Demarcus Peters, and most of the tables cleared out before the debate was over.
Good to know my faith in America’s future is not misplaced.
Parrrr-taaaay!


