Vote4BamBam? Oh, Lord

Well it’s come to this.  With Barack Obama’s  recent less-than-stellar performance and sinking poll numbers worrying the hell out of Democrats and the Obamedia everywhere, some concerned hip hoppers are launching a new get out the vote campaign.  According to a press release dated today, Vote4BamBam is the latest grassroots effort to mobilize urban voters.

That ought to fix it.

September 12, 2008 – Young Hip Hoppers have banded together to initiate the interactive ‘Vote For BamBam’ Voter Registration and Election Awareness grassroots campaign in support of Senator Barack Obama’s bid for the Presidency. The campaign is headed by the popular hip hop entrepreneur and social activist Roc Cayard. According to Cayard, “Since the launch of this campaign, one of the most disturbing discoveries that our volunteers have encountered in almost every major urban city is that a large percentage of the young adults that are eligible to vote are not even aware of their respective states voter registration deadline. Aside from that, at least a good 30 percent of them are not even aware of the exact date of the actual presidential election”.

Okay, let’s register all the young people who don’t care enough to care.  That should make the nervous down-ticket Dems feel much better.  They didn’t think of that.  They want the original, “I’m Not The Other Guy” candidate to say it louder, in a really mean voice.

Senator Barack Obama will intensify his assault against Senator John McCain, with new television advertisements and more forceful attacks by the candidate and surrogates beginning Friday morning, as he confronts an invigorated Republican presidential ticket and increasing nervousness in the Democratic ranks.

Oh, man, you can’t make this stuff up.  Popcorn, anyone?

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