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Obama Undone By Google

In Barack Obama, Politics on September 12, 2008 at 11:21 pm

Barack Obama put out an “attack” ad that should be pulled immediately.  Not only because it is insensitive and wrong; because it is stupid.  It is also the wimpiest “attack” ad ever produced and shown, and everyone associated with it should be fired.

That being said, it is also insensitive and wrong.  The ad was meant to demean John McCain’s lack of internet expertise, thereby casting him as “out of touch” with the approximately 72.5% of American internet users.  If that was the only problem, it would still be a big one since McCain doesn’t have to personally operate a computer to have access to it’s resources.

But that’s not the only problem, not by a long shot.  Those aforementioned internet users will be Obama’s undoing, even the ones who don’t necessarily support McCain.  As it stands now, the political blogosphere is comprised of two main factions, those who hate Obama and those who don’t.  No more Republican vs. Democrat or left vs. right, it has now come down to pro-Obama or anti-Obama.  Period.

Many anti-Obama websites (too many to count, actually) have pointed out that John McCain’s war injuries prevent him from using a keyboard.  They point to a March 4, 2000 Boston.com article about McCain’s loyalty, that has this little gem buried near the end:

McCain gets emotional at the mention of military families needing food stamps or veterans lacking health care. The outrage comes from inside: McCain’s severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes. Friends marvel at McCain’s encyclopedic knowledge of sports. He’s an avid fan – Ted Williams is his hero – but he can’t raise his arm above his shoulder to throw a baseball.

Then, there’s this New York Times piece where McCain explains his internet relationship:

Q: What websites if any do you look at regularly?

Mr. McCain: Brooke and Mark show me Drudge, obviously, everybody watches, for better or for worse, Drudge. Sometimes I look at Politico. Sometimes RealPolitics, sometimes.

(Mrs. McCain and Ms. Buchanan both interject: “Meagan’s blog!”)

Mr. McCain: Excuse me, Meagan’s blog. And we also look at the blogs from Michael and from you that may not be in the newspaper, that are just part of your blog.

Q: But do you go on line for yourself?

Mr. McCain: They go on for me. I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself. I don’t expect to be a great communicator, I don’t expect to set up my own blog, but I am becoming computer literate to the point where I can get the information that I need – including going to my daughter’s blog first, before anything else.

Q: Do you use a blackberry or email?

Mr. McCain: No

Mark Salter: He uses a BlackBerry, just ours.

Mr. McCain: I use the Blackberry, but I don’t e-mail, I’ve never felt the particular need to e-mail. I read e-mails all the time, but the communications that I have with my friends and staff are oral and done with my cell phone. I have the luxury of being in contact with them literally all the time. We now have a phone on the plane that is usable on the plane, so I just never really felt a need to do it. But I do – could I just say, really – I understand the impact of blogs on American politics today and political campaigns. I understand that. And I understand that something appears on one blog, can ricochet all around and get into the evening news, the front page of The New York Times. So, I do pay attention to the blogs. And I am not in any way unappreciative of the impact that they have on entire campaigns and world opinion.

Then there’s this Feb. 11,2000 article I found in Slate Magazine that puts the lie to the whole “internet dunce thing.”

Six months ago, no one would have pegged McCain as the most cybersavvy of this year’s crop of candidates. At 63, he is the oldest of the bunch and because of his war injuries, he is limited in his ability to wield a keyboard. But McCain’s job as chairman of the Senate commerce committee forced him to learn about the Internet early on, and young Web entrepreneurs such as Jerry Yang and Jeff Bezos fascinate him. Well before he announced his exploratory committee, McCain had assimilated the notion that the Web could be vital to the kind of insurgent, anti-establishment campaign he wanted to run. In December 1998, he sent his longtime political aide Wes Gullett to Minnesota to study Jesse Ventura’s successful gubernatorial campaign, which was the first to use the Web in an effective and innovative way. “Wes went up to Minnesota and talked to Ventura’s people,” McCain told reporters on the Straight Talk Express yesterday. “That’s really where we got the idea.”

Most of these anti-Obama bloggers come to the conclusion that Team Obama “elitism” is the cause of it’s latest miscalculation, but I beg to differ.  Sure, they’re elitist, clueless and more than a little stupid, but that’s not how they got into this mess.  The simple Google search so many people recommend as a solution-in-hindsight would not have worked.  In fact, such a search just might have been the tour guide down this particularly unfortunate garden path.

Site after Google site mocks McCain’s lack of internet savvy.  Condescending, rude pro-Obama bloggers paint him as an out-of-touch dinosaur unfit to lead America in the 21st century.  Even the “ladies” on The View tried that tack this morning.  Didn’t really work, McCain said if he needed help using technology to reach out to young people, he’d ask his kids.  Besides, the Obama ad was out by the time the show aired, anyway.

You’d think that since Google is one of Obama’s biggest donors, they could have pulled his coat about the huge pile he was creating for himself to step in with both feet.  I mean, even though you would have had to search pretty hard to find these debunking stories on Google before the anti-Obama bloggers responded (which leads a reasonable person to consider the possibility of a clever setup by the Straight Talk Express) a well-timed phone call from Camp O to Mountain View should have done it.  Too bad nobody thought of it.  Like the lipstick/pig/hockey mom flap, whether they intended to be viciously bitchy or not doesn’t matter at all.  They deserve to go down because they should have known better.

And these are the arrogant guys?

Let the countdown begin.  5-4-3-2…

PUMA

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Lonesome Joe

In Politics on September 12, 2008 at 6:03 pm

This is one of the saddest stories I’ve written about since I started this blog.  Nobody is paying any attention to Joe Biden.  Now, I mentioned just yesterday that nobody was paying attention to Joe Biden, but according to CNN, absolutely nobody is paying any attention to Joe Biden.

Sen. Joe Biden faces a paradox: He offers the most unfiltered contact with the media of any of the big four. But he’s the least likely to be covered.

Poor Joe.  It’s all Sarah Palin’s fault.

On Wednesday, Palin’s staff told the press corps traveling with the governor her plane had become too heavy, and asked for volunteers to fly commercial.

There’s plenty of room on Biden’s plane. At one point this week, only six reporters climbed aboard. But they got one thing the press traveling with Palin didn’t: access to the candidate.

I feel really bad for the guy.  You know how much he likes to talkAnd talkAnd talk.  No wonder he said Hillary would have been a better pick.  He’s lonely.  Aw, the Maytag Man of Politics.

Don’t worry, Joe, I’ll keep telling people you want out.  I don’t have a lot of readers, but maybe if we both say it often enough, somebody will listen to one of us.  Hillary would have been a better pick.

PUMA

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Palin: Shoulda Picked Hillary, Obie

In Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Politics on September 12, 2008 at 3:04 pm

Man, I love sharing gossip.  Here goes:

Sarah Palin told Charlie Gibson that Barack Obama will live to regret not choosing Hillary Clinton as his running mate.  Okaaaay?

“I think he’s regretting not picking her now, I do. What, what determination, and grit, and even grace through some tough shots that were fired her way — she handled those well,” the Alaska governor told Charles Gibson in her third and final exclusive interview with ABC News.

Honey, Sarah’s not the only one who thinks so, either.  You heard what Marianne Means of the Houston Chronicle had to say about it, didn’t you?

Wow! Clearly, Obama has been making major mistakes, the first of which was to reject Hillary. The over-the-top “I’m the Messiah” stuff and the grandiose backdrops haven’t sold well either, except with impressionable liberal college kids.

Child, it’s getting dee-e-ee-ee-eep!  Everybody in the world seems to be talking about it.  Joe Biden even came out and said he even thinks HRC would have been a better pick.  Ain’t that something?

Speaking at rally in New Hampshire on Wednesday, Mr Biden said: “Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice-president of the United States of America. Let’s get that straight.”

He continued: “She’s a truly close personal friend…quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me. But she’s first rate, I mean that sincerely, she’s first rate.”

The internet grapevine is buzzing, yall.  Charles M. on Gather.com is asking his readers what they think.  But, any true Hillary supporter, I mean, any one of them, any real PUMA at heart coulda told ‘em all along.  You picked the wrong guy at the top, too.  Even he knows it.

PUMA

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The View Attacks

In Barack Obama, Politics on September 12, 2008 at 11:29 am

Boy, I wonder who the “ladies” of The View want to be president?  Hmmmmmm…

On Barack Obama’s March appearance, the “ladies” called him “sexy.”  Clips seem to no longer be available, except for short snippets here and here.

But never fear, there’s more of the “ladies” beating up on the old guy.

Heeeeerre’s Cindy!  Standing by her man.

PUMA

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Obie Gets Tough, Mack Hits Back

In Barack Obama, Politics on September 12, 2008 at 9:01 am

Ooooooooooooh.  Scary, dude, huh?

If you’ve only been paying as much attention to the election as say, you would to a ringing telephone in the next apartment while you’re on the toilet, you would still know that Barack Obama’s campaign message is that he’s not John McCain.  John McCain is George Bush.  Got it?  Good.  Now, you’d think Camp O had been perfectly clear enough on that score, but noooooo, some whiny old wimpy downticket Dems, worried about their own asses, want Obie to stop with the wussy “hopey, changey” stuff that’s got him this far, and get tough.  Happy to oblige, this is what the O Team came up with.

Enjoy.

Of course, old Johnny Mack has an attack ad of his own, doncha know?  I don’t know, maybe Obie should watch wrestling or something for tips.  Or hire McCain’s pr guys.  This is what a tough ad looks like.

PUMA

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Racism Can Be Funny

In humor on September 12, 2008 at 1:24 am

Racism in the Elevator – Sept. 10, 2008

Franklin Ajaye – 1976

Vote4BamBam? Oh, Lord

In Barack Obama, Politics on September 12, 2008 at 12:56 am

Well it’s come to this.  With Barack Obama’s  recent less-than-stellar performance and sinking poll numbers worrying the hell out of Democrats and the Obamedia everywhere, some concerned hip hoppers are launching a new get out the vote campaign.  According to a press release dated today, Vote4BamBam is the latest grassroots effort to mobilize urban voters.

That ought to fix it.

September 12, 2008 – Young Hip Hoppers have banded together to initiate the interactive ‘Vote For BamBam’ Voter Registration and Election Awareness grassroots campaign in support of Senator Barack Obama’s bid for the Presidency. The campaign is headed by the popular hip hop entrepreneur and social activist Roc Cayard. According to Cayard, “Since the launch of this campaign, one of the most disturbing discoveries that our volunteers have encountered in almost every major urban city is that a large percentage of the young adults that are eligible to vote are not even aware of their respective states voter registration deadline. Aside from that, at least a good 30 percent of them are not even aware of the exact date of the actual presidential election”.

Okay, let’s register all the young people who don’t care enough to care.  That should make the nervous down-ticket Dems feel much better.  They didn’t think of that.  They want the original, “I’m Not The Other Guy” candidate to say it louder, in a really mean voice.

Senator Barack Obama will intensify his assault against Senator John McCain, with new television advertisements and more forceful attacks by the candidate and surrogates beginning Friday morning, as he confronts an invigorated Republican presidential ticket and increasing nervousness in the Democratic ranks.

Oh, man, you can’t make this stuff up.  Popcorn, anyone?

PUMA

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