Oh, boy. Yesterday I thought this year’s presidential campaign would be a snoozefest from now on, but was I wrong! The hits just keep coming!
MSNBC’s Athena Jones is reporting that Rev. Jeremiah Wright managed to crawl out from under Barack Obama’s bus long enough to sing his praises at Houston’s Wheeler Avenue Baptist Church today:
“The Lord turned the ordinary into the extraordinary. Y’all just saw it this past week. It was on national television,” Wright said to applause. “This ordinary boy just might be, come November, the 4th, this ordinary boy from a single parent home with a daddy from Kenya and a mama from Kansas. This ordinary boy just might be the first president in the history of the United States to have a black woman sleeping at 1600 Pennsylvania, legally.”
You think the good reverend was referring to White House guests during the Kennedy administration? Okay, probably not. But depending who you talk to, God’s either a Republican or a Democrat with a curiously mean generosity streak. The Wall Street Journal says Quinnipiac’s Peter A. Brown thinks God’s with the GOP.
No Republican in his right mind will acknowledge it, but Hurricane Gustav affords the GOP a political opportunity that could boost Sen. John McCain’s odds of winning the White House.
On the other hand, Michael Moore is convinced that his God is a Democrat. The Chicago Tribune reports:
“I was just thinking, this Gustav is proof that there is a God in Heaven.” Moore said with a chuckle in a televised interview.
“That it would actually be on its way to New Orleans for Day one of the Republican convention up in the twin cities at the top of the Mississippi River,” Moore said, in an interview with MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann, on Countdown.
Mike’s not the only one who thinks God’s out to get the Republicans, remember? According to the LA Times, former DNC Chair Donnie Fowler, of the stupid “unity” e-mail fame, had to apologize after he was videotaped making this observation:
“That just demonstrates that God is on our side,” Fowler added, according to a video posted on YouTube under the headline: “Fowler Fouls: Hurricane is God’s Favor To Democrats.”
Considering the potential for destruction Gustav represents, I feel comfortable saying, screw all of you. The people facing the wrath of yet another devastating hurricane with no confidence in their government’s commitment to their safety and well being deserve better than the lot of you. And whatever God’s plan, I’m sure neither He, nor the weary, frightened, beleaguered residents in the path of Hurricane Gustav appreciate your ill-timed, self-important, pitiful attempts at bad humor. You should be ashamed, but then, that would be expecting too much from you.
In an unrelated note, just to clear our mental palates of the bad taste left in our minds by the above, Seacoast Online examines Barack Obama’s “just words” in his speeches and comes to some interesting conclusions. Given what we know about his running mate’s history with plagiarism, this could be a problem.
*I swiched out the video because, well, I just had to.
P.S., Diddy, you’re not helping. Trust me.
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